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Music Minute: Mariah Carey Sets It Off

2005-07-24T04:09:00.000-07:00

- Mimi may be busting out of her dress whilst promoting her brazilliant album in Barcelona - said with the Zeta - but she's still on top of the Billboard singles charts. The divalicious We Belong Together is #1 for yet another week.

- Courtney Love made an appearance in court on Friday, less than 48 hours after being whisked off to the ER for fainting at the Roosevelt Hotel. A judge praised C. Love for making progress in her drug treatment program, saying that the singer-actress-voluptuous momma was "progressing well."

- Keane is working on a new album!

- Our fave new song of the moment: Pon de Replay by Rihanna is the hotness.

Tara Reid Gets Her Boobage On!

2005-07-24T04:08:00.001-07:00

Are you as excited for Wild On! as we are???

Tara's tummy even looks normal in this pic!

Jack Osbourne: Looking Good and Feeling Gorgeous

2005-07-24T04:08:00.000-07:00

The new and improved Jack Osbourne .

Brangelina: Together Yet Apart

2005-07-24T04:07:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are living together; the new couple is holed up in Pitt's Malibu mansion!

Yesterday, new mom Jolie took the adorable Zahara out shopping - with about a dozen of their closest paparazzi pals - and Pitt went to a luncheon hosted by the Hollywood Foreign Press, his first public appearance since being released from the hospital with viral meningitis.

Lindsay Lohan, No More Pictures

2005-07-24T04:06:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan stocked up on essentials yesterday, gum and cigarettes. However, she seemed less than welcoming of the paparazzi she once loved so much.

Paris & Paris & Tara!

2005-07-24T04:05:00.000-07:00

Paris & Paris have left London and have landed in Greece, home to the Latsis family.

Before Paris spent some quality-time with the future in-laws, she hooked up with the sorely missed Tara Reid, who's been jaunting across Europe filming E!'s Wild On!.

The crew hit nightspot DESTILJ in Athens last night, where by the look on Tara's face, they had a boozealicious good time!

Paris and Paris On Film!

2005-07-24T03:55:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis are going to be involved in a film together, and it's not some homemade porno.

In London recently - on their way to Greece to visit Latsis' family - Paris and Paris revealed that they are going to be working together on a horror film, as if the resounding success of House of Wax wasn't enough to stray her away from the horror genre.

"We are shooting this September in Mykonos," reveals Latsis, who says he will produce the project and that it was his idea. Paris, naturally, has the lead role. As for the other parts, "We are doing the casting now," he added.

We have to admit, watching Paris die once was fun, but watching her die again will be twice the fun!

Details Of The Hilton/Latsis Wedding

2005-06-21T04:36:00.000-07:00

On Monday night, Paris and Paris hit the Spider Club and apparently Miss Hilton got a little wet. Perhaps it was from the quality time she spent with Lindsay Lohan in the ladies room. The picture above, from that evening, is priceless!

On Tuesday night, Paris and little bro Conrad hit Koi for a little sushi, and, you know, to be seen.

And, finally, last night, Paris and Momma Kathy Hilton were on the Tonight Show and the Hilton's revealed that Paris is going to having not one but TWO weddings.

"It's going to be amazing and huge," says Paris. "We're thinking of doing two weddings."

Chimes in Kathy, "Paris doesn’t do anything small." Anyone who's seen her sex video knows that for sure!

Mama H. also revealed that the Hilton clan is going to be heading over to Greece this summer to spend some time with the Latsis fam.

And, Paris adds that that damn thing that Mr. Paris was wearing on his nose was a Breathe Rite strip and not a fashion statement. "He has allergies," says Hilton.

Paris Does Pride

2005-06-21T04:35:00.000-07:00

Paris Hilton can't keep her mouth shut! There's just something about the flutter of flashbulbs that just makes her wanna squeal!

The pretty pretty princess looked lovely in a tiara as she signed autographs along Santa Monica Blvd. at the Los Angeles Pride Parade on Sunday, with mom Kathy.

We're hoping our friend Jeremy was able to get her to sign One Night In Paris for Perez!

Paris, Fully Loaded?

2005-06-21T04:34:00.000-07:00

Alas, further proof that Paris Hilton may very well be preggers. It's an article in German, and we don't really speak the Deutsche, but thankfully the accompanying pictures help the linguistically impaired.

Rumors have been swirling over the Internet of late that Paris wants a baby badly - for a myriad of reasons. Talk has gotten so fervent recently that there's now even a message board dedicated to the is she/isn't she topic.

Despite what the cynics may say, Paris Hilton is going to be a great mom. Just look at the fine rearing Tinkerbell's had. That bitch was only lost once.

Mischa & Gayden & Hania

2005-06-11T06:56:00.000-07:00

Our friend Marc Malkin of The Insider just dropped the juiciest not-so-blind item in his weekly column.

Marc says

GUESS WHO: This TV actress needs to tell her family to pipe down. Her father and sister were in an L.A. restaurant, talking rather loudly recently. They complained about her boyfriend being a hanger-on and repeated her claims that her new hunky co-star is gay.

Speaking of Mischa's little sister, Hania (photographed below with her big sis)...If you are not acquainted with her yet, let us give you a quick primer.

A whiles back, that publication which we are not affiliated with ran the following item, which those in the know presumed to be about Hania B.

WHICH younger sister of a much-photographed actress is denying she was thrown out of her elite school in Manhattan after she arrived wasted one morning and cocaine and pot were found on her? Spokespeople claim she's moving to L.A. to be closer to her sister . . .

Not only does Hania party like a rock star, she wants to be one too! The younger Barton has aspirations to be a singer, which is perfect. Then, she can get really fucked up and wasted, and it would just be accepted as part of the norm for that profession.

P.S. Doesn't Hayden look pretty in that pic above?

T.G.I.F. Fatherfuckers

2005-06-11T06:53:00.002-07:00

LET THE NET PAY YOU!

- Jennifer Aniston says, "My abs are so much sexier than Tara Reid's lipo'd tummy. "

- Teri Hatcher wants bigger boobs. A friend of the Desperate actress says, "Teri's always had a small bust, and now she's about to do something about it. Push-up bras only do so much. Plus, she's 40 now and wouldn't mind a little help to combat gravity."

- Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to squeeze her massive boobage into Hanes bras and panties as the new spokesperson for the label. "I have always wanted to model for an all-American apparel brand and Hanes is perfect for ... with a flirty edge and the new ads really show that," says Boobit.

- Liz Hurley is getting old!

- Fuck the skinny bitches, fat girls rule!

- Say what you will about our last post on her, we still think Alanis rules too! The Canadian chanteusse is going on tour to support the acoustic re-release of Jagged Little Pill. Says the soon-to-be Mrs. Ryan Reynolds, The idea of reissuing the original ''Jagged Little Pill'' was a conversation I had with a few people, kind of a tipping of the hat to the 10-year anniversary. Jokingly people would say, ''I think people have a copy of this record.'' I'd grown to love the acoustic versions and it was an excuse to work with (producer) Glen (Ballard) again. The natural next step was an acoustic album and a tour.

- Unplugged is the way to go! Liz Phair is also lining up an an acoustic tour this summer.

- The Backstreet Boys are so desperate to fill seats for their upcoming concert tour, they are giving away tickets for free. Admit it, you wanna rock your body - or at least stare really hard at Nick Carter and see if he gets a boner on stage.

- New musician (and old hag actress) Minnie Driver has a new man! People magazine is reporting that she is dating Daniel Rosen, a musician and student, whom Driver met at an aiport and calls "an academic." She also says, "He's not famous, but he's amazing!" How 'bout them apples?

- Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas may be shaking her apples in a remake of The Poseidon Adventure.

- Eddie Murphy may be making another Beverly Hills Cop movie, and Judge Reinhold could not be happier!

In case you've been living under a rock, here's a little reminder that Mr. & Mrs. Smith opens today and the film has been getting really really great reviews. At the Mexican premiere of the film, pictured above, Senor Pitt called slutty Jolie a firecracker and he said, "She's dear to my heart. You never know what she's going to say." That last sentence should be read like a fortune cookie. "You never know what she's going to say...in bed!"

- Conde Nasty has some growing pains.

- Madonna is opening a Kabbalah hotel in London, and that just pains us! The star, who became a Kabbalah devotee in the Nineties, has purchased the five-storey Georgian house to be used as a hotel cum drop-in centre for the sect. The cum drop center cost her a cool $15 million.

- Friend of Madonna, Rosie O'Donnell is needy and selfish, but she can also be quite sincere and - dare we say - deep.

- Gay, gay, gay! Take a look back at Queer As Folk as the showtime show says farewell.

- And last, but most definitely not least, our friends over at LA.comfidential point out that none other than Emilio Estefan received a well-deserved star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday, and who happened to make an appearance? Hohan herself! Is there an invitation Lindsay Lohan won't turn down? Today she showed up to see Emilio Estefan get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Andy Garcia was there, which we can understand. But why Lindsay? We know she signed over her musical career to Estefan in 2002, but a Walk of Fame appearance? Or maybe she really is scouting every over-40 man in Hollywood for a Katie-Tom-like pairing before her movie Herbie: Fully Loaded comes out later this month. Click here to see pictures from the event.

Katie Couric Has A Message For Rupert Murdoch

2005-06-11T06:53:00.001-07:00

It is the American way: first we build them up, and then we tear them down.

The once-golden Katie Couric keeps getting hammered in the media, and we are starting to think it's a tad excessive and unwarranted. The New York Post, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox News Channell, which airs the Fox & Friends show, which is in direct competition with Couric's show, just ran this little tidbit in Page Six about how Today is relieving Matt, Al, Katie and that other chick of their hosting duties from the third hour of the show, and conveniently, the Murdoch minions manage to get some little digs in at Couric.

Maybe Matt and Katie need a break from each other. At Wednesday night's Phoenix House benefit at the Waldorf honoring beleaguered NBC head Jeff Zucker, Lauer introduced Zucker and joked: "I was at home with my wife the other day, and the phone rang. She answered it and said, 'Honey, your boss is on the phone.' So I said, 'What does Katie want now?' " Everyone in the audience laughed, including Zucker — except for Couric, who sat "stone-faced."

Though Diane Sawyer seems to be on a hot streak - especially after getting deep and dirty with Brad Pitt - she and Couric are tied in popularity, according to a new poll by Zogby. And, as analyzed by the Post in this article, the poll results are used to put down Couric and pump up Fox & Friends. Whatever happened to objectivity in the media?

P.S. We're totally biased in everything we write. And, we just love the New York Post!

Cameron Ends One Lawsuit, Revs Up Another

2005-06-11T06:53:00.000-07:00

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have settled their lawsuit with the two photographers who got into a little altercation with them as they were exiting the Chateau Marmont a few months ago.

SAUL LAZO and JOSE GONZALEZ alleged that the couple taunted and threatened them before Diaz beat Lazo and took his camera.

Screw the "Free Katie" t-shirts. We want a "Cameron Diaz Beat My Ass" t-shirt!

Terms of the settlement are undisclosed and reps for Cammie and JT have yet to comment.

Now that this lawsuit is over, Cameron can focus her energies on her other lawsuit and perhaps taking care of that little acne problem everyone keeps talking about.

TomKat: From Two Sides

2005-06-11T06:52:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise is a hands-on kinda guy, literally. From Cruz to Kidman and especially now Holmes, Tom has always held on to his women in a very creepy "I own you” “You are my possession” way. Perhaps Cruise feels proprietary over his ladies because he gave them so much - like a big boost in their careers - or the countless trinkets and toys he would buy them.

Recently, Tom gave Kat a new cell phone, but not just any ol' cell phone - a super duper Mission Impossible high tech cell, reports the National Enquirer. According to the tab, Katie melted when Cruise gave her a "special" cell phone with a secret number known only to him.

Katie melted. It was so romantic. But Tom gave the game away when he phoned Katie one day and asked: Why were you driving through Hollywood? Konfused Katie sputtered: How did you know that? When Tom explained that her cellphone was equipped with a high-tech GPS (Global positioning system) that tracks her whereabouts minute by minute , Katie exploded! Furious, she ripped in to him, say my sources, and hung up! Katies' telling pals she gave the Stealth Phone back.

That story is just so ridiculously sublime, who cares if it's true?

The world is transfixed with TomKat mania right now - there are even Free Katie t-shirts - that we will eat up any morsel about the twosome's relationship.

In a 1,600 word essay, the Hollywood Reporter's Anne Thompson brilliantly breaks down the myth of TamKat - while also throwing in the tale of Brangelina for good measure - as told through the eyes of their publicists, Cindy Guagenti, Lee Anne De Vette, and the now squealing with glee Pat Kingsley, the K of PMK and Cruise's former ball buster.

It's still unclear why, in a ham-fisted maneuver, De Vette was compelled to orchestrate the April public outing of the Cruise and Holmes affair in Rome, where Cruise received a lifetime achievement award at the David di Donatello Awards. ("War of the Worlds" wasn't opening until June 29.) The press, accustomed to having to chase down every nugget of elusive star gossip, reacted by suggesting that the whole thing was fake. When Cruise went wild on "The Oprah Winfrey Show," fed by the intensity of his gaga female fans, he jumped on the sofa, knelt on the floor and virtually howled his love at the moon.
Even the reputable media, including Time, the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times, couldn't resist the story. It didn't help that Cruise's religious beliefs prompted him to criticize Brooke Shields during an "Access Hollywood" interview for relying on psychiatry and prescription drugs to treat postpartum depression. He was far better off when journalists complained that he was a lousy interview with nothing to say. While a tsunami of bad press has swept over him, there is no evidence to suggest that Cruise is aware of it.

P.S. In case you didn't know, The New York Times and the Los Angeles Times are the "reputable media" - everything else is just poo!

Related:
Tom & Katie go to the candy shop.

When Celebrities Speak Poopie

2005-06-08T14:34:00.001-07:00

That Lindsay Lohan sure says the darndest things!

Whilst promoting her new film, Herbie: Fully Loaded, which we're sure is going to further her career as a "serious actress," Lindsay said the following:

I'm a very honest person and I feel like I'm very sincere and I don't take anything for granted and I feel blessed and lucky and I'm appreciative and I'm thankful," she says. "And I'm not some crazy, Tara Reid-esque party girl. I want to be in this for the long run."

It's on, bitch!

Tara Reid is out filming E!'s Wild On and can't defend herself, if she were to release a statement, we think it'd go something like

Listen, Hohan, I may be a "party girl." But at least I'm not a coked-out slut.

Alanis Oughtta Know

2005-06-08T14:34:00.000-07:00

Alanis Morissette was awarded with a star on the Canadian Walk of Fame over the weekend. The singer, who is sporting a lovely new 'do, is set to perform the US national anthem - she's a citizen - at game 1 of the NBA playoffs on Thursday.

Brad Goes Blond

2005-06-08T14:32:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt is newly blond, but he's still the scuzziest man alive.

[Image courtesy of INF-GOFF.]

Celebrity Feuds: The Simspon Sisters vs. Lindsay Lohan

2005-06-08T14:29:00.002-07:00

Lindsay Lohan is still holding a little grudge against Ashlee Simpson for banging the Wilmer. At her after-party for the MTV Movie awards on Saturday, Lindz refused to let Ashlee and Jessica in to the soiree.

While a big deal is being made of the snub, the real question is: Where was Nick Lachey? Not with Jessica apparently.

"Jessica and Ashlee pulled up, and as hotel employees were clearing a table for them at Lindsay's party, Lindsay supposedly found out and said, 'No way — they are not coming to my party.' And the guy at the door told the Simpsons that [Lohan] said to go away," our spywitness said.
The Simpson sisters then went to Jimmy Fallon's party at the Argyle Hotel, where Jessica was heard ranting, "That [bleep]. If she comes here, I will kick her ass!"

Sure enough, an hour later, Lohan ended up at the Argyle, where Jessica "went ballistic," spies said. "She was screaming how she was going to kick her butt, and had to be separated from Lindsay. Ashlee wasn't so upset, but Jessica was furious because she says she is a star and should be let in everywhere."

The trio ended up making up after Lohan "explained it was a mistake that they were not let into her party."

A rep for Lohan said, "Maybe their names got misplaced on the list."

Paris Does The Theatre

2005-06-08T14:29:00.001-07:00

Paris and Paris must be getting jealous of all the attention the PDA-prone TomKat are getting. The newly engaged couple took a moment to swap some spit in front of the paparazzi on Friday.

Hoping to expand her illustrious acting resume, the House of Wax star reveals that she may soon be starring in a play in the West End.

Paris, who's just made her debut in horror flick The House Of Wax, secretly met West End theatre producers when she was in town, in a bid to land a role in The Prince And The Showgirl. Mariah Carey's after the same part in the play, based on the 1950s movie starring Marilyn Monroe.
Paris told me (in private, of course): "I've auditioned and they loved me. It's all about dates and contracts now."

Hey if Madonna could do the West End, then surely Paris can too right?

Tittytainment Tidbits

2005-06-08T14:29:00.000-07:00

- Coldplay, Coldplay, Coldplay. Their new album is released today, and industry experts expect it to sell close to 400,000 copies. The group played a surprise gig in London last night. Oh, yeah, and Chris Martin likes it up the bum!

Talking about life with wife Gwyneth Paltrow, he tells Time Out magazine: "We don't do anything in public. I don't give a sh*t if someone thinks I sleep with a cucumber up my bum 'cos it's healing." Vinaigrette, anyone?

-Kelly Osbourne is in rehab because of weight issues, Sharon Osbourne tells the National Enquirer.

Sharon said Kelly finally "lost it and became hysterical" when she did an interview for a TV show in England and the host accused her of having her photos digitally manipulated to make herself look skinny.

- Hilary Duff teamed up with the Madden Brothers for her new best-of CD. While we love the Duff and all, she has a greatest hits out already??

-Ricky Martin is a hero, and not just to the gay community.

-Bono thinks George Bush is a swell guy.

Ashley Olsen, Unhappy In Love

2005-06-08T14:28:00.000-07:00

Ashley Olsem was in Los Angeles yesterday, without boyfriend Scott Sartiano. The once inseparable twosome seem to have gone their separate ways, reports the Daily News. Why would you dump a teenage millionairess? Because she's short!

"People are already talking about how Scott was sick of her pain in the a- ways," reports a Lowdown spy. "He's surrounded by girls who are hotter, taller, cooler, etc., and he wants to trade up."

Sartiano is going to keep himself busy this summer. The owner of Butter just launched a new business throwing parties in the Hamptons for really really rich people.

Hookah smoke and hip-hop provided a surreal backdrop for the launch of the marketing company 4 Degrees. Composed of veteran party pushers Mike Heller, Jeff Goldstein, Ashley Olsen's boyfriend, Scott Sartiano, and Richie Akiva, the dream team plans to throw intimate A-list fetes with grand production values throughout the summer and beyond.

Save Courtney Love

2005-06-03T09:13:00.000-07:00

First there was Free Winona, and now we think there should be a Courtney For Free.

Once again, Courtney Love is suffering legal woes as a result of non-payment on her NYC apartment.

Trent Reznor is now $3 million richer. Can he help a sister out?

The latest dust-up comes from the board of managers at 30 Crosby St., who've filed a lien against the deranged diva for a whopping $122,594 in unpaid common charges and assessments.

According to papers filed last week with the city's Department of Finance, Love — who owns the fourth-floor apartment under the corporate name of F.B. Heather Trust — owes $29,761 in common charges, plus a $1,000 late fee, dating from last July to May 10.

She has also failed to shell out $91,833 in building assessments as of April.

It's the third time building officials have gone after Kurt Cobain's widow since she paid $2.4 million for the 4,100-square-foot loft-style apartment in 2001.

If you ever need a place to crash in New York Courtney, you can stay with Perez - for free.

Being In A Car Accident Is The Pits

2005-06-03T09:12:00.000-07:00

Lindsay Lohan avoided being behind the wheel of a car after a night on the town on Wednesday.

The actress is finally speaking out about her car crash earlier this week, and she is saying that though she wasn't seriously hurt, she has "a lot of bruises, actually. I'm sore in the neck." In other words, she wants a lot of money in the lawsuit!

Loving The Telenovelas

2005-06-03T09:11:00.000-07:00

Sometimes in life you just need to take a risk. Be brave, be bold and be unafraid.

'I've never been afraid of anything in my whole life,'' says Erick Hernandez. ``I can write. It's the easiest thing in the world for me.''

Hernandez, a father of two, gave up his job at a cement plant to pursue his dream of being a writer of telenovelas. He enrolled in a screenwriting class and a few weeks later came out with a caliente tale of "a beautiful 26-year-old virgin whose family was killed when she was just a girl. She falls in love with a handsome man; discovers he is scion of the family that exterminated hers; hates but still desires him and ultimately falls in love all over again."

The Herald's Nicholas Spangler chronicles Hernandez' inspiring tale. Does it have a happy ending? Click here to find out.

A Message To My Fans

2005-06-03T09:10:00.001-07:00

Hey Everybody,

I just want you all to know I've been eating a lot, like the doctor ordered. Look, I'm even gaining weight in my fingers!! Pretty soon, I'm gonna be as fast as Ashley. I can't wait.

xoxo

Who Is Brandon Davis?

2005-06-03T09:10:00.000-07:00

You think you know, but you have no idea!

Who is Brandon Davis?

Strip him of his famous girlfriend (yes, they're still dating) or his obscenely rich (and obesity-prone) family, and who is Brandon?

Well, he is the new face of Replay jeans and according to this press release, he is also

- an art dealer
- an ardent admirer of the works of the late Andy Warhol; he has studied and dealt in the pop artist’s creations extensively over the last few years.
- well known among the 20-something trend makers
- a frequenter of high profile celebrity events and arts circles.

Brandon will be formally introduced as the American face of Replay on Monday, June 6, at a star-studded “Spaghetti at Midnight” pig-out at Cipriani Downtown.

Can a mall tour be soon to follow? We can only pray!

Madonna Does Ladies Home Journal?

2005-06-03T09:09:00.000-07:00

Haven't you always dreamed of being on the cover of Ladies Home Journal?

Madonna's Willy Wonka pics, which were rumored to have been shot for Vanity Fair, may actually be for the July issue of LJH, a top-secret reader tells (and shows) us.

Well, this could either be a very bad dream or another sign of the upcoming apocalypse.

Update: A media insider emailed us and chimed in about Madonna's LHJ cover.

Makes sense why she's doing LADIES -- it has one of the highest circs in the country and it has the demo Madge needs -- MOMS who can buy her books for her kids. She's concerned of late that only gay men show up to her book signings and kids may not be reading these books. And Madge is always a lady, natch!!!

Breaking News: Paris Hilton Weds

2005-06-03T02:48:00.000-07:00

Well, alright, she's not married. But, Jack White is. Take THAT Renee!

Strike A (Yoga) Pose

2005-06-03T02:46:00.000-07:00

Madonna is not only set to perform at the upcoming Live 8 concert in London, but the singer is also scheduled to duet with tantric yogi Sting at the massive show.

Speaking of Auntie M, those ghastly top-hat wearing pics we saw a whiles back are reportedly for an upcoming Vanity Fair photo shoot, which should come out whenever that tour documentary hits theatres, reports Madonnalicious.com.

Angelina Jolie: MILF

2005-06-03T02:45:00.000-07:00

We shall make no attempts at veiled objectivity. Angelina Jolie is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. We just wanna peel her, dip her in chocolate and eat her up!

The sexy momma was out and about in New York yesterday with her little pet Maddox. The two enjoyed a pretzel and carriage ride through Central Park and then some fun at the carrousel.

Meanwhile, Brad Pitt is staying just blocks from Ange, yet it seems like they are a world apart. Why won't you just come out and hold hands and swap spit in public? We won't mind. Really!

Lingerie As Art

2005-06-03T02:44:00.001-07:00

Elle Macpherson takes her panties and thongs seriously! The Australian model has her own line of sexy negligees, and she just shot a new ad campaign for the label that will put Fischerspooner's pretentiousness to shame.

The Glue Society was first commissioned to write and art direct the advertising for Elle Macpherson Intimates in 2003, creating a 'voyeur' concept as a play on the word intimate. The first expression of this idea was the 2003 campaign where a woman, whose face is obscured, is glimpsed through gaps in doors or curtains. The print campaign, shot by British photographer Rankin, was accompanied by five second TV ads directed by The Glue Society. The campaign, which won a record number of creative awards in Australia as well as awards in the UK, paved the way for subsequent campaigns – always featuring a mysterious woman whose identity remains anonymous.
In 2004 The Glue Society extended the idea, conceiving a more narrative-based campaign shot by New York based photographer, Mario Sorrenti. In 2005 the new campaign, shot by Regan Cameron, will continue to explore aspects of intimacy.

Gary Freedman says the Elle Macpherson Intimates advertising has developed a cohesive and compelling presence. “We know what the personality of the brand is and, even though we have worked with different photographers each year, the advertising has a really distinct feel that is present in each of the campaigns."

Freedman says working with Elle Macpherson is very rewarding, allowing The Glue Society the latitude to develop ideas that take the advertising into interesting areas. “Elle is very creative herself and knows how to work with creative people – so when it comes to working together and also with a photographer, it's a very collaborative process," Freedman says.

Next thing we know, Heatherette is going to start directing Trim Spa commercials and Tyra Banks is going to have Spike Lee shoot her infomercials for her own line of premium weaves - in direct competition with the Star Jones collection!

Nick Lachey Is My Bitch!

2005-06-03T02:44:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson is punk rock, and she wants the world to know it! She also loves it from behind and is super-excited about a good military gangbang.

More Becks In The City

2005-06-03T02:43:00.000-07:00

David Beckham continued his ass kissing of America today, and we like it!

At a press conference unveiling his new line of soccer cleats, he said:

"What I love above America and New York and Los Angeles is the patriotism," he explained. "In England, the people when there's football games and things like that, the patriotism is amazing. But when you come to America, it's incredible."

When Celebrities Speak Poopie

2005-06-03T02:42:00.000-07:00

The whole world (or at least the readers of In Touch) is riveted by the will-they-or-wont-they (divorce) marriage of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. And now, Lachey is finally speaking out.

As I stand in the recording studio in Los Angeles trying to finish my next album, I find myself distracted lately; not by bad notes, inadequate lyrics or even the excessive spending of my wife, Jessica, but by the respective fates of my friends Bob Huggins and Danny Graves.

Who are Bob Huggins and Danny Graves you ask? Though their names sound like gay porn stars, they are actually Cincinnati sports figures, and Lachey is all about the sports. Click here to read his article in the Cincinnati Enquirer.

Since we're gay, sports talk is not always our strong suit. We much prefer dribble about Tom Cruise, who is not gay.

Access Hollywood's Billy Bush conducted a hard-hitting, nail-biting and drug-fueled interview with Cruise recently, and he lived to blog about it.

What a great adventure the Tom Cruise interview has been. I had less than 90 minutes to do the interview and I could have used three or four hours. He is impossible to keep focused and on agenda. When he gets rolling on something, he can go for hours. Reining him in like, well, my two animals running up and down the halls was the main challenge.

We always though Tom Cruise was a bit beastie!

Breaking News: Paris Hilton Weds

2005-06-03T02:41:00.003-07:00

I Like To Eat Duff

2005-06-03T02:41:00.002-07:00

Blah blah, Lindsay Lohan. Car. Accident. I'm punk (in a sugar-coated fabricated faux punk way) and I get a piece of Duff Love every day (when I'm not on tour like on May 29 at Pompano). Florida rules!

TomKat: Not Engaged

2005-06-03T02:41:00.000-07:00

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are not rushing to the altar any time soon, despite a report in Page Six to the contrary.

Extra is reporting that the couple are not engaged, though the two are living together in Cruise's LA manse.

Meanwhile, The Insider's Marc Malkin prepares us for the upcoming TomKat lovefest this weekend at the MTV Video Music Awards.

Will TOM CRUISE & KATIE HOLMES hit the red carpet together at Saturday's MTV Movie Awards? Why not? It's not like their relationship is any sort of secret. However, I hear that the newly-minted lovebirds are going to give viewers much more than a stroll down the red carpet. Several sources tell me that the two are set to take the stage together for a very special presentation. But don't look for the show on Saturday. It doesn't air until June 9.

Brad In The City!

2005-06-01T10:19:00.000-07:00

Brad Pitt is back from his jaunt in Africa and roaming the streets of New York!

You know if Brad is around, Angelina can't be far away.

The actor was photographed on Monday arriving at JFK airport and those crafty paparazzi know how to lure him, with some kiddies!

Becks In The City

2005-06-01T10:18:00.000-07:00

How many times is David Beckham going to conquer America??

The footballer is in New York City, making his US debut today when England plays against Columbia in an exhibition game at Giants stadium. Then, he is set to go on a media blitz, playing with Matt Lauer's balls and getting waxed on camera.

Wednesday morning he is scheduled to kick soccer balls with Matt Lauer on Today. That afternoon, he will unveil his new line of soccer shoes and apparel at the recently opened Adidas store in Soho. Thursday he will launch the David Beckham Academy, a boys and girls soccer camp that is set to begin next year, at The Home Depot Center in Carson, Calif.

Britney Spears Breaks Hearts

2005-06-01T10:17:00.000-07:00

Britney Spears is going to cancel her performing arts camp this summer.

The Bride of Federline is phasing out her kids' camp for the performing arts on Cape Cod. Brits' peeps confirmed the newly married, newly preggo pop tart has decided to focus her charitable activities on kids who are battling cancer. And that her annual performing-arts summer program for underprivileged kids will not take any new campers this year.

Exclusive: Marc Anthony's A Hands-On Husband

2005-06-01T10:16:00.000-07:00

Marc Anthony has his hands on J. Lo's ass, and all over her career too. The salsa superstar has been guiding the Latina lovely's career behind the scenes for quite a while now, but we had no idea how hands-on he really was.

At the recent Z-100 Zootopia mega-concert last weekend, Anthony was not only present for J. Lo's set, he was running her show!

A source tells PerezHilton.com, "Marc was behind the sound board for Jennifer's performance. It was very sweet. He knows a lot about music and has a lot of behind-the-scenes knowledge, and he wanted to make sure that J. Lo sounded great."

Crank up the reverb!

Where In The World Is Aaron Carter?

2005-06-01T10:15:00.000-07:00

Is Aaron Carter the new Whitney Houston? It seems so!

Just a few months ago, the National Enquirer published photos of the teen heartthrob that showed him shirtless and smoking out of a bong. Sexy!

Flash forward a few months later, and Aaron is canceling appearances left and right. First, Carter failed to show up at an American Idol party at Miami's Bayside Marketplace, where he was supposed to be a celebrity judge.

Now, Aaron has pulled the plug on not one but two concerts this past weekend.

Carter's publicist blamed the no-shows on "unforeseen health problems" and failed to elaborate on what those were. Whitney used the same excuse for years!

Kimberly Stewart, Not At Paris' BBQ

2005-06-01T10:14:00.000-07:00

Hilton & Latsis celebrated their engagement on Sunday with some hot dogs and beer! However, noticeably absent from the Paris lovefest was Kimberly Stewart, who instead was in Vegas partying at Pure Nightclub with her new boyfriend, Puddle of Mud's Wes Scantlin.

We're sure it's no big deal that Stewart missed Hilton's engagement party. Knowing Paris, she's bound to get engaged a few more times!

[Imgae via Napkin Nights]

Christian Slater Will Grab A Bitch's Ass

2005-06-01T10:12:00.000-07:00

Christian Slater was arrested earlier this morning after a booze-alicious night. The men in blue say that the Viagra-loving star was drunkity drunk and he touched some woman's behind.

Now, grabbing a hot piece of ass at your local strip club, which Slater loves to frequent, is perfectly acceptable (if you're paying for it). However, trying to reach out and touch a stranger on the street is not only cheeky, but just plain rude.

Christian, who "allegedly" hooked up with Lindsay Lohan recently, filed for divorce from his wife Ryan Haddon earlier this year. Yay midlife crisis!!

Actor Christian Slater was arrested in Manhattan early Tuesday after he sexually harassed a woman on the street, police said.
Slater, 35, was taken into custody in an Upper East Side neighborhood of Manhattan after police responded to a call from a woman who said she had been attacked while walking, said New York Police Sgt. Mary Doherty.

"Basically he grabbed a woman's behind on the street," said Doherty, adding Slater was "intoxicated at the time."

Video showed Slater handcuffed and escorted by police into a squad car. "I didn't do anything," he said.

He has been charged with third degree sexual abuse and is being held at the 19th precinct in Manhattan. He is expected to be arraigned Tuesday morning.

Slater has had previous trouble with the law. In 1997 he was charged with three counts of assault and one count of battery after he assaulted a girlfriend while intoxicated. He served 59 days of a three-month sentence.

Paris Hilton To Wed, The Bride Will Wear White

2005-05-31T01:05:00.001-07:00

Call us prescient or just plain psychic, but we had Paris Hilton on the brain today.

It has come to our attention that our pretend cousin is engaged.

We wish Paris and Paris and their baby-to-be Paris all the best!

Paris Hilton is engaged to her boyfriend of five months, Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. Hilton’s spokesman, Rob Shuter, tells PEOPLE: “They are happy and excited.”

Latsis, 27, proposed on Wednesday, the day Hilton, 24, returned home to Los Angeles after a three-week trip to Europe, where she promoted her thriller House of Wax and her new fragrance.

The couple celebrated yesterday with a barbecue for 75 friends and family at the Hollywood Hills home they share.

Parker Posey Smells and Will Beat You Up

2005-05-31T01:05:00.000-07:00

Breaking news: Parker Posey smells! And, she is sarcastic!!

Jessica Simpson's Got Something To Hide

2005-05-31T01:04:00.001-07:00

Jessica Simpson is a back alley king of girl!

The still married star went to get some acupuncture near her home in Calabasas on Saturday, perhaps to relieve some much-needed pressure. However, Jess "accidentally" left her wedding ring at home and was trying to hide her hand from the photog.

Girl, you should have that thing tattooed on. But then it'd be forever (or until you have it removed by laser).

Tittytainment Tidbits

2005-05-31T01:04:00.000-07:00

- Kimberly Stewart believes that incest is best. Paris' new BFF is dating Puddle of Mudd's Wes Scantlin, who used to date Kimberly's pops, Rod Stewart, who is next in line to bang Wes - cuz he's a swinger baby!

- Ohhh la la la, The Fugees are working on a new album.

- Julia Roberts is hooking up with Dave Matthews.

- Eva Pigford of America's Next Top Model gets no love.

- Rob Thomas says, "Cocaine made me fat!"

Happy Birthday Blair!

2005-05-31T01:03:00.001-07:00

It's a holiday weekend and before we go out, get drunk, and hopefully engage in some hot gay sex with a homosexual, we would like to extend our birthday blessings to Lisa Whelchel, who turns 42 today. Love ya!

The Indoctrination Of Katie Holmes

2005-05-31T01:03:00.000-07:00

Katie Holmes is in love, and she's got the love lip to prove it! The actress was snapped on Thursday (May 26) shopping in Beverly Hills.

Why must we all be so cynical? Why can't we just believe that the love between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is real and is going to last forever?

According to that publication which we are not affiliated with, Cruise and Holmes are not only dating, but they are also engaged and already living together!! When Tom Cruise moves, he moves fast. Says the Page Sixers, "Katie Holmes is not sporting a ring yet, but she is engaged to Tom Cruise. Just a month after the two started publicly canoodling to express their "love," Holmes packed her bags and moved in with the star and, pals say, she's accepted a marriage proposal."

And, as if that were not exciting enough, the brainwashing has begun too! Holmes is converting to Scientology, says The Post, and she has also switched agents to Cruise's rep.

What does Katie's ex, Chris Klein think of all the TomKat frenzy? He doesn't give a shit. He's got himself a new, big-tittied girlfriend!

Tittytainment Tidbits

2005-05-31T01:02:00.000-07:00

- Before she was barefoot and pregnant, Britney Spears was a singer (and a brilliant lipsyncher). Now, she's just played out.

- Hilary Clinton is a sexy bitch!

- Alex Trebek threatens to stick around for a few more years.

- Sylvester Stallone is doing another Rambo movie. HOT! We've missed lots of gratuitous sex and violence in films.

and

- Jessica Simpson loves sex. A lot! Lots and lots!

SIGHtings: Carson Kressley, Not Aging Gracefully?

2005-05-31T01:01:00.002-07:00

From a reader:
"I was in the Chelsea neighborhood Friday evening enjoying the gorgeous weather when I saw Queer Eye fave Carson Kressley. Of course, we Manhattanites know that this is akin to spotting a squirrel in Central Park, but I thought I would share nonetheless.

Carson was walking up Eighth Avenue with a dark, hunky friend, and when I walked by him, he was lamenting, "I'm 35 and already going through a mid-life crisis!" His appearance sort of suggested this--he was wearing taxi-cab yellow cargo pants with his longish hair unflatteringly slicked back-- but I suppose filming a crap-tastic movie with the Duffster would age me a few years too."

Hmmmm. Midlife crisis???

From the NY Daily News' Ben Widdicombe today.

- "Which reality TV decorator should probably stop trolling for sex at a certain Chelsea adult video parlor? "Pretty weird to walk around without at least a baseball cap on to hide his identity," says a spywitness. "Or perhaps, flashing his mug is his MO?"

SIGHtings: Carson Kressley, Not Aging Gracefully?

2005-05-31T01:01:00.001-07:00

Permalink | Perez Spoke | 4:47

Lord Of The Rings On Ice

2005-05-31T01:01:00.000-07:00

What could be gayer than grown men in tights dressed as elves? Grown men dressed in tights in a musical!

Lord Of The Rings: The Musical is set to hit the stage in Toronto next year, and it's already making mad bank at the box office.

In the first week of sales toward the February 2006 Toronto world premiere of the musical The Lord of the Rings, theatregoers snapped up $7 million (Canadian) in tickets, a spokesperson for the Toronto producers confirmed.

The $27 million (Canadian) production condenses the three fantasy novels by J.R.R. Tolkien - "The Fellowship of the Ring," "The Two Towers" and "The Return of the King" - into one 3-1/2-hour event, premiering at Toronto's Princess of Wales Theatre Feb. 2, 2006, toward an opening night of March 23, 2006.

Music Minute

2005-05-31T01:00:00.000-07:00

- Elton John continues to have male menopause. The irascible singer keeps on talking shit about Madonna.

- Cyndi Lauper will sue a bitch's ass. Girls just wanna have fun in the courtroom.

- Tupac is still alive!

- Michael Jackson wants to be black again.

- Live 8 comes to the US.

- The Cure gets dark and moody and fires two of its members. We'd cry but then our eyeliner would start to run.

and

- The White Stripes are back!

Exclusive: Lindsay Lohan is Sad

2005-05-29T05:27:00.003-07:00

What's a girl to do after her father is sentenced to jail? Party!

Back in LA after her vacation in Miami Beach, Lindsay Lohan was seen at the Spider Club in Hollywood on Friday night. And, guess who her companion was for the evening? Nicole Richie! The two showed up to the club hand-in-hand and remained glued to each other the whole night, a source tells PerezHilton.com.

It seems that these two are becoming best buds - a move which undoubtedly is bound to infuriate Paris because the Hohan is a much bigger (yet now littler) star than her.

Also spotted at the Spider Club: Christina Aguilera, Ashlee Simpson, Janet Jackson, Rachel Leigh Cook, and Robbie Williams.

Drunk Spice: Victoria Beckham

2005-05-29T05:27:00.002-07:00

We can't contain our excitement over the Spice Girls upcoming reunion. And neither can Victoria Beckham!

At a recent night on the town with that hideously ugly husband of hers, Posh got a little tipsy wipsy.

The ex-Spice Girl needed Becks' support when she tottered unsteadily down the steps as they left. An insider revealed: "They had a few glasses before they ate, so the booze must have hit her a little bit quicker than she was expecting."

Love To Kylie

2005-05-29T05:27:00.001-07:00

Kylie Minogue celebrated her 37th birthday today.

Reporters and photographers stationed outside Minogue's parents house where she is staying reported that a gift was delivered to the home and well wishers also dropped off two birthday cards.

A cake in a box was also delivered while another well wisher erected a banner at the entrance to the street which read "Happy Birthday Kylie, Love Ronan."

Related:
The oh-so-adorable Brandon Flowers and his band The Killers are set to take Kylie's slot at Gastonbury.

Ryan Phillippe Is A Player

2005-05-29T05:27:00.000-07:00

Ryan Phillippe hit the town last night (Friday, May 27) with not one but two chicks, neither of were his wife, Reese Witherspoon.

Next week, expect E! online to release a statement announcing the impending divorce of Ryan and Reese. And if they do not do it, we will!

Tittytainment Tidbits

2005-05-29T05:26:00.000-07:00

- Oliver Stone lives up to his name! The Oscar-winning director was arrested Friday night for being drizunk and having drugs in his car.

- Madonna is back in the studio. Madge released the following statement on her website. "If you haven't heard that Madonna is back in the studio recording, then you might be living under a rock. Madonna is busy in the studio collaborating with new producers that she has never worked with before."

- The cast of The Breakfast Club is set to reunite at the MTV Video Music Awards. While that is exciting and all, what we really want to know is: When is the cast of Revenge of the Nerds reuniting??

A Second With Star Jones

2005-05-28T02:56:00.000-07:00

Though Memorial Day Weekend has officially begun, we would be remiss if we didn't take this opportunity to wish Star Jones and Al Reynolds a happy anniversary! The married, monogamous, heterosexually-inclined couple are celebrating six months of marital bliss.

On The View this morning, Joy (our favorite co-host) enjoyed a colorful exchange with the newlywed.

Joy: Six months. And they said it wouldn't last.
Star: See, another group of you lost that bet. [Awkward forced laughter.] To be honest with you, we [Al and Star] don't have to worry about keeping the fire burning. It's only been six months. It's really wonderful. I'm a happy girl."

Then, the ladies were talking about sex - a favorite topic - and they asked Star what her favorite sexual position is. She replied, "Right under Al's left arm. That's the best spot. That's where I like to be. I can squish under that arm, and all life is wonderful." So she's fucking his armpit?

And, in case you care. Al wears Right Guard, Star revealed.

P.S. Jada Pinkett Smith was having a GREAT hair day!

Michael Jackson Is Dying...But At Least He Dresses Pretty

2005-05-28T02:55:00.000-07:00

Look at that gold vest. Pimpin'! The face: not so hot. But then again, it hasn't been looking that great the last several years. Recently, however, Michael Jackson's appearance has been a bit Richielohanolsen-esque.

In an interview that aired on The Insider last night, the ever-loving yet not afraid to beat you with a stick Joe Jackson confessed that he is concerned for Michael's health. He's just not eating, he said - echoing an identical statement made recently by Lionel Richie.

MJ may not be eating any moon pies or ding dongs, but at least he looks pretty in his many colorful courtroom outfits. And, now, the men that makes Jackson's clothes reveals his secrets! You know you're dying to find out if Michael's panties are leather or lace.

The entertainer never wore the same thing twice and his courtroom clothes were made individually each day, his costumers revealed yesterday.

Designers Michael Bush and Dennis Tompkins have been making clothes for Jackson for more than 20 years.

Mr. Bush said he awoke each day at 3am to take the day's outfit - invariably a colourful print vest and a suit with military details - to Neverland Ranch, where he dressed the star.

Jackson always said "Thank you" and gave him a hug, Mr Bush said.

"We have two or three tailors around town making jackets because we can't make them fast enough," he said.

The designers create his courtroom wardrobe using a "Michael mannequin", built to the singer's exact dimensions. They photograph every outfit in case they ever need to make a double.

The armbands are more a fashion statement than a political statement, while Jackson now prefers dark suits for his court appearances after his initial appearance in a white suit sparked a media uproar.

We don't think the uproar was because he wore white - he is white and we know he's a virgin, so there's no shock there - the uproar was because he jumped on a car and started to moonwalk. Tacky!

Tittytainment Tidbits

2005-05-28T02:54:00.001-07:00

- Why do we care so much if Nick & Jessica breakup? Because we're losers.

- People who still use Friendster are losers too.

- Rupert Murdoch gets a well-deserved raise. More money for the super rich, yay!!

- Super lesbian goddess Ellen DeGeneres just signed on to do her talk show for six more years, she reveals in a Q&A to People magazine this week. Now dance!

- Matt Leblanc has manboobs, and we really hope his sitcom is not around in six years.

- David Schwimmer has a small dick.

- Christian Slater needs help with his dick.

and

- Britney Spears' mom doesn't like all this cock talk.

Carrie Underwoood Can Lick My Balls

2005-05-28T02:54:00.000-07:00

American Idol reject Diana DeGarmo rules! Seriously. We always root for the pathetic underdog losers with marginal talent but great blowjob skills. That'll get you far and garner our affection.

While everyone and their really old grandmother (who just loved that little country singer girl, Carrie Bradshaw Clarkson) were talking about Idol yesterday, DeGarmo graduated from Shiloh High School in Gwinnett County, Georgia.

Diana is on her way now to performing on the state fair circuit, getting knocked up by 19, and becoming an overbearing showbiz mom to her beauty-queen-wannabe precious moments baby girl.

We can't wait!

Horror in Hialeah

2005-05-28T02:52:00.000-07:00

Spanish telenovelas are big money-makers for Telemundo and Univision. Produced on the cheap and garnering big ratings, these sinfully delicious concoctions are crucial to the continued success of the Spanish-language nets.

Whereas the major US television broadcasters are regulated by the American Federation of Television and Radio Artists, the Telemundo and Univision haven't - thus far - been under the jusridiction of the union. So, ever the tenacious bunch, the folks at AFTRA are wanting a piece of the Latino market, fighting for fair labor practices for Spanish language talent.

''This industry is an emerging powerhouse,'' said Rebecca Rhine, assistant national executive director of AFTRA. ``It needs to recognize general industry standards.''

AFTRA underscored its point at General Electric's stockholder meeting last month where leaders read a letter decrying ''the disparate treatment being applied to Spanish-language employees who work in news and programming at Telemundo and the English-language employees at NBC.'' GE owns NBC Universal, Telemundo's parent company.

Show us the dinero cabrones!

Angelina Denies Being 'Intimate' with a Married Brad

2005-05-27T15:03:00.000-07:00

Angelina Jolie
CREDIT: MICHEL EULER/AP

Angelina Jolie says her friendship with Brad Pitt on the set of their upcoming movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith only went so far – and no further.

Saying she "thinks the world" of Pitt, the actress and U.N. goodwill ambassador, who turns 30 a week from this Saturday, tells Marie Claire magazine: "We got on great." Pressed if she and Pitt took the relationship to another level while the two were filming, the actress replied, "absolutely not."

"To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive," she says. "I could not, could not look at myself in the morning if I did that."

Pitt, 41, and Jennifer Aniston, 36, announced in January that they were separating after four and a half years of marriage. In March, Aniston filed the papers for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences.

There had been speculation in some tabloids that Jolie helped bring about the split, a rumor underscored when photos surfaced in April showing Pitt, Jolie and her 4-year-old son Maddox walking together on a beach in Africa. (The Marie Claire interview was conducted in late March, before these photos were taken; reps for Pitt and Jolie have yet to comment.)

After the photos were published, a source close to Pitt told PEOPLE there was nothing improper going on before the actor's separation from Aniston. "He didn't do anything while he was married," the source said. "He'll go to the grave saying that."

In the Marie Claire interview Jolie – whose marriages to Jonny Lee Miller and Billy Bob Thornton ended in divorce – says: "I am not dating anybody. I think the next man I get involved with would have to become Mad's father, and that's a high bar as far as I'm concerned. I'm not anticipating that coming anytime soon."

Porn, It Does A Body Good

2005-05-27T14:50:00.000-07:00

Wanna make love to a porn star? Now you can!

Jenna Jameson is soon to be launching Virtually Jenna: The Official Video Game of Jenna Jameson. Lube is not included.

The game is billed as “an adult sex simulation" and we're sure it will be the latest rage in adult masturbation.

Related:
Hugh Hefner is expanding his empire as well. The Playboy honcho is in talks to star in his own reality TV show.

Lohan's Dad Loves A Good Gang Bang

2005-05-27T14:47:00.000-07:00

As many New Yorkers ready themselves to go to the Hamptons or Fire Island this holiday weekend, Michael Lohan is heading to prison, where all the inmates will line up to...ask him for Lindsay's autograph!

Lohan was sentenced to 1 1/3 to 4 years in prison today by Judge Claire Weinberg in Nassau County court.

In case you forgot, Michael was sentenced for

- assaulting his brother-in-law with a shoe at a party
- driving while intoxicated
- and aggravated driving without a license, a felony.

After his prison sentence is over, Michael Lohan will be releasing a rap album, starring in a reality TV show and starting his own clothing line. In the meantime, Herbie: Fully Loaded is out next month!

2005-05-27T10:41:00.000-07:00

The rumor mill of an alleged Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt relationship has hit a fever pitch. The two have been linked romantically with raunchy phone calls and have been placed together from a California hotel to a beach in Kenya. But now Angelina is giving a point blank denial of any sexual relationship with her newest co-star in the July issue of Marie Claire.

AP reports her denial. Angelina Jolie says she "thinks the world" of Brad Pitt but never slept with him. "We got on great," Jolie says of her "Mr. and Mrs. Smith" co-star in the July issue of Marie Claire. But as far as anything past friendship, she says, "absolutely not."

That's almost Bill Clinton like, 'I did not have sex with that man, Mr. Pitt…'

Angelina explained, "To be intimate with a married man, when my own father cheated on my mother, is not something I could forgive. I could not, could not look at myself in the morning if I did that."

Uh--okay.

This isn't the first denial from the voluptuous puffy lipped star. In May she was furious about the persistent phone sex rumors that have Jennifer Aniston accidentally listening in and discovering the affair between her and Brad when Jen overheard their raunchy phone conversation.

"That's B.S.," she told Vanity Fair.

She went on to claim that she is "single" and is concentrating on her son. “I am not dating anybody. I think the next man I get involved with would have to become Mad’s father, and that’s a high bar as far as I’m concerned. I’m not anticipating that coming anytime soon.”

Wait a minute. Didn't Us Weekly just shell out an alleged million bucks for some very benign pictures of Ang and her son Maddox and Brad Pitt on a Kenyan beach?

Don't expect this denial to take.

Naked Paris Hilton Goes for Only $46,000

2005-05-27T10:28:00.000-07:00

By Stephen M. Silverman and Monique Jessen

Paris Hilton
CREDIT: EVAN AGOSTINI/GETTY

FETCHED: A photo of Paris Hilton naked in a Hummer with nothing but her beloved dog perched in her lap sold for $46,000 at a London charity auction that raised $2 million for the Elton John AIDS Foundation at Christie's Wednesday night, for a project called "Four Inches." The common theme in the photos for sale: naked female celebrities posing completely in the buff except for a pair of Jimmy Choo four-inch heels and a smattering of Cartier jewelry. Hilton herself showed up at the event, reports PEOPLE's London bureau, arriving half an hour before the midnight closing time. The highest bid was for a Kate Moss shot, which fetched a staggering $492,000. Sir Elton bid eagerly until the price hit $460,000 – which caused him to shake his head and drop his hand. "Don't worry, Sir," said the auctioneer. Besides the bargain for the Paris picture, Christina Aguilera posing in a bath sold for only $27,000.

SACKED: Shannen Doherty has been released from the upcoming UPN sitcom Love, Inc. after she didn't test well with preview audiences, according to TVGuide.com. She reportedly will be replaced, although the Beverly Hills, 90210 and Charmed veteran, 34, was flown by UPN officials to New York last week to appear before advertisers during the network's announcement of its fall schedule. Love, Inc. is about a matchmaker (Doherty – until now) who has her own relationship issues.

DEFEATED: Jeopardy! brainiac Ken Jennings met his match this week, losing a three-day tournament of champions on the game show and a $2 million prize to former record-store clerk Brad Rutter of Lancaster, Pa. Rutter was hardly intimidated by Jennings' 74-game winning streak on the show last year. He beat Jennings in all three individual games, and his final total of $62,000 easily eclipsed Jennings' $34,599. Knowing he was about to lose, Jennings wrote "Go Brad" as part of his final answer in the game televised Wednesday.

FILED: Mötley Crüe is suing NBC for banning the group after lead singer Vince Neil used an expletive during a live broadcast of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, the Associated Press reports. "We have a right to be treated in the same way as other artists who have made the same mistake," bassist Nikki Sixx said. The federal lawsuit, filed in Los Angeles, accuses the network of violating the band's free-speech rights and hurting its record sales by barring it from NBC shows to placate the Federal Communications Commission. The suit seeks a court order lifting the ban as well as unspecified damages. The network dismissed the lawsuit as meritless.

ORDERED: A Los Angeles judge on Wednesday ordered actor Tom Sizemore to appear in court next week to explain possible probation violations. Sizemore failed to notify his probation officer after moving and has not enrolled in a drug treatment facility, prosecutor Sean Carney said. Sizemore, 43, was sentenced in March to 17 months in jail and more than four months in drug treatment for repeatedly failing drug tests while on probation. Sizemore's attorney, Gary Meastas, said: "I just think it's a miscommunication. I'm very confident there is no problem whatsoever."

When Celebrities Go Wild: Ashton & Charlize

2005-05-27T10:23:00.000-07:00

Ashton: Dude, pull my finger!

Charlize: Like my manicure?

Get Paid to Search the Net!

2005-05-27T09:50:00.003-07:00

When Celebrities Go Wild: Ashton & Charlize

2005-05-27T09:50:00.002-07:00

Ashton: Dude, pull my finger!

Charlize: Like my manicure?

Yummy Yummy Screw: Jason Alexander

2005-05-27T09:50:00.001-07:00

Ask and ye shall receive.

Jason Alexander - as featured in In Touch.

When can we expect the Jason and Shar reality show?

Mel B: Attack Of The Spice

2005-05-27T09:50:00.000-07:00

The Spice Girls are back, and so are leggings and short shorts.

[Mel B image courtesy of INF GOFF]

Breaking Fast: Jessica Simpson Files For Divorce (Part Two)

2005-05-27T09:49:00.002-07:00

Once again, file this under the unconfirmed yet highly plausible cabinet.

A PerezHilton.com reader in Los Angeles writes in saying, "A local radio station, 98.7 FM just reported that Nick and Jessica have now, officially filed for divorce."

Update: Doing our best to be factually accurate, we are trying to get through to Star 98.7 for a confirmation or denial. We keep getting a busy signal when we call the Star request line, and when we called the business line, we got a voicemail that said their business hours were from 8:30 AM to 5:30 PM.

STAR REQUEST LINE
1-800-STAR-987

BUSINESS LINE
818-559-2252

Update #2: False alarm!

A reader writes in, "I heard the "report" on 98.7. What they played was an Access Hollywood clip where Billy Bush talked about star 98.7 picked up the item from E online and played 98.7's radio clip saying "Nick and Jessica are over"... I could see how if you didn't listen to the whole thing it could be misinterpreted. So for now kids, the "newlyboreds" are still together."

Tittytainment Tidbits

2005-05-27T09:49:00.001-07:00

-Whatever happened to Limp Bizkit?

- Winona Rider is a sex freak!

- Mr. T is a super freak and now he's a superhero.

- Kirsten Dunst is coming soon.

- Elijah Wood can't come.

- Bill Maher attacks some fat Republican.

- Giselle nearly naked.

- Paris Hilton for sale.

TomKat: From Two Sides

2005-05-27T09:49:00.000-07:00

Finally, the people that matter weigh in: the parents.

We may all have our own opinions about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, but what do Holmes' parents think about their very very very public romance? Katie's mom, Kathy Holmes, tells People magazine, who put TomKat on their cover this week, "She looks happy. We're happy for them." Wow. Could she be any more excited?

Perhaps Mama Holmes has her own suspicions about her daughter's new lover - imagine you're Will Ferrel saying that.

Like all of us media whores, Mama Holmes watched Tom's ~~Oscar-worthy performance~~ interview on Oprah, and her reaction to that is priceless. "It was nice," she says. "Surreal." Nice and surreal? Deep!

Holmes' sister Tamera Fretti chimes in: "I'm very excited for her." Wow. We can just feel the excitement.

Cruise's sister (and publicist), Lee Anne DeVette on the other hand, is MUCH more chatty about the TomKat lovefest. "[Tom] is the happiest I've ever seen him." Now that is effusive praise! And what did Lee Anne think about her bro's Oprah appearance? "My mother and I were in tears because it's so beautiful to see him this happy." And THAT is how you sell it!

Bananas For Mary-Kate & The Giant

2005-05-27T09:48:00.000-07:00

Love knows no boundaries, and it has no height requirements. A wee lil' lady, Mary-Kate Olsen stands at a mere 5'2" and her new boyfriend Stavross Niarchos is almost three heads taller! The Greek billionaire is 6'3".

According to Star, Stavross was born in Paris and speaks with a French accent.
He moved to LA last year from Hawaii to attend USC.
And, he's a model and a pro-kite surfer.

What does this kid not do? Well, he probably doesn't shower much, which makes him very sexy - at least for Mary-Kate!

[Image via our friend Fourteen at Gallery Of The Absurd]

The Power Of Oprah

2005-05-27T09:46:00.004-07:00

Oprah Winfrey should start printing her own money. No other person has more power or influence in this country than Oprah. She could bottle her sweat, call it O: The Scent, and it would sell for $150.

Last week, Kirstie Alley was on the Big O Show to coo about her weight loss success - all thanks to Jenny Craig. The next day, Jenny Craig Weight Loss Centers experienced an 81% increase in the number of phone calls they received. Gold!

Too bad Kirstie wasn't on to talk about her show. Not even Oprah can help save Fat Actress' ratings.

When Pianos Try To Be Guitars: The Osbournes Meet The Johns

2005-05-27T09:46:00.003-07:00

Ozzy & Sharon Osbourne took the kiddies out for a nice night on the town on Monday night, hitting the Victoria Palace Theatre to see Billy Elliot, which Elton John (pictured with his manbride-to be David Furnish) wrote the music for.

Everyone and their new faces were all smiles on Monday, but on Tuesday Sharon threw a shit fit when a cameraman squirted her in the face with water. We're sure he just wanted to see if her skin would melt of. Aren't you curious?

[Images courtesy of INF GOFF]

Celebrity ASStrology: Michael Jackson

2005-05-27T09:46:00.002-07:00

The defense has rested in the Michael Jackson trial without the Bad-ass taking the stand. The prosecution has begun its rebuttal and the jury may begin to deliberate by the middle of next week.

What does the future hold for MJ? We turned to the very wise ASStrologer Norma Bates to see what we can learn from the stars.

According to the planets, here's the gospel on Michael Jackson:

"MJack will be acquitted of child molestation charges. He will move to London, He will befriend Madge. Within 18 months, he will record an all-new album. He will perform a live concert from London televised worldwide. The songs on the new album will electrify audiences globally. One will even top "Billie Jean" as the most talked-about, danced-to MJack cut in history. He will tour - BRIEFLY - in Europe, Asia and (finally) three select cities in the United States: New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas. Then he'll announce his "retirement" from show business to dedicate himself to fighting poverty and AIDS, particularly in Africa. He will be hotness for a year, then turn into Bono."

In The Bathroom With Lindsay Lohan!

2005-05-27T09:46:00.001-07:00

Lindsay Lohan loves to spend time in the bathroom. You know, hygiene is important.

At the recent Cartier party in Beverly Hills, Lindsay and pals Nicole Richie and Nicky Hilton headed straight to the bathroom as soon as they arrived, reports the National Enquirer. The girls stayed in there for 30 minutes, say the tab, you know giggling and just talking.

After their trip to go poopie, the girls stayed at the party for just ten minutes. Dump and run!

Related:
Z100 has the funniest Hohan parody!

Lindsay Lohan (Boney) is a parody of Lonely by Akon

Click here to listen to it now!

"I picked up People magazine and I noticed Lindsay looking really lean
I could see her ribs peaking, she needs to start eating
What happened to Lindsay's appetite?"

When Old People Attack

2005-05-27T09:46:00.000-07:00

- Rod Stewart, 60, impregnated his ~~daughter~~ girlfriend, 34 year old Penny Lancaster.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor's recent sidewalk scuffle.

Oh yeah , and
- Burt Reynolds has a weird way of kidding around.

Johnny Knoxville Runs and Hides

2005-05-27T09:45:00.000-07:00

What does Johnny Knoxville think about the whole Nick/Jessica almost-divorce? Who knows?! He ain't talkin'.

At the Lords of Dogtown premiere in LA on Tuesday (when the whole E! online shitstorm broke), the Dukes Of Hazard star and backdoor bandit scrammed past reporters, but at least he looked pimpin’ while doing it. The New York Times described his powder blue corduroy suit and a yachtsman's cap outfit as being Thurston Howell III-inspired.

Based on the 2001 skateboarding documentary Dogtown and Z Boys, Knoxville has a small part in Lords, playing Topper, a surfer who was heir to the Spreckles Surgar fortune.

Heath Ledger also didn't do the press line, and he's the star of the movie!

People, if you have a film coming out, you need to promote it. You need to pimp yourself out like the tool that you are because that's what you get paid millions of dollars for.

Rosie O'Donnell Is Really Queer

2005-05-26T08:50:00.000-07:00

Rosie O'Donnnell is gonna get gayer than ever. Following her triumphant role as a differently-abled person in Riding in Cars and Trains With My Sister's Cousin's Dog, the former talk show host is set to stretch her acting muscles yet again by playing a LESBIAN on Queer As Folk.

This is being show's final season, they are going out with a bang! And we hope Ro blogs about her stint as an abused woman who lands a waitressing job at the local diner and falls in love with Sharon Gless's character.

O'Donnell has signed on for three episodes, the first of which airs this Sunday at 10 PM on Showtime.

Jason Alexander, Superstar!

2005-05-26T08:49:00.001-07:00

Shar Jackson is not the only one trying to cling on to their Britney Spears-provided 15 minutes of fame. Jason Alexander wants to be famous ya'll! In addition to a recent two-part interview in In Touch, Jason has moved to LA and is attempting to break into showbiz.

A PerezHilton.com spy spotted the first Mr. Britney Spears at the gym yesterday (Wednesday), and he breathlessly reports, "I just saw Jason Alexander working out at the Meridian Sports Club in the E! building on Wilshire. All I have to say is Britney is stupid, stupid, stupid. That boy is a hot piece of ass. Came in wearing a blue Kentwood Bulldogs sleeveless tee. Ended up in a towel in the locker room. He looks amazing in a towel, and even more amazing without it. He has obviously been hitting the gym in a major way."

He needs to get ready for his closeup!

Nicole Richie: The Olsen Life

2005-05-26T08:49:00.000-07:00

Nicole Richie looked super sexy yesterday as she went shopping in NY with fiancee DJ AM. Her transformation into an honorary Olsen is now complete. The big glasses, the cowboy boots, the purse, the sweater, and walking around in a doily!

[Image courtesy of INF GOFF.]

Is American Idol Rigged?

2005-05-26T06:34:00.000-07:00

Carrie Underwood was named your American Idol last night, but we kinda had a hunch she would win. The folks over at VoteForTheWorst.com had uncovered an email from a Ruport Murdoch-owned newspaper in the UK that accidentally let the winner slip out, they claim.

Does Ryan Seacrest use too much product in his hair? Definitely! Could American Idol be rigged? Quite possibly!

Tara Reid and Tommy Lee, Drinking and Fucking

2005-05-26T06:33:00.000-07:00

How could this fly under the radar?

Gather round your celebrity altar and say a little prayer that this turns out to be true.

Life & Style magazine is reporting that Tommy Lee has proposed to new ~~fuckbud~~ flame Tara Reid! And, naturally, it happened after lots of booze.

"They were at her house drinking champagne when he suddenly proposed," a friend tells the pub. "At first, Tara thought he was joking." The move was very spur-of-the moment and Lee had no engagement ring, says Life & Style.

Also spur of the moment was Tara and Tommy's wild romp at KROQ's Weenie Roast this past weekend. According to reports, the two did the nast nast before Motley Crue performed.

"The pair went into a trailer behind the stage, and everyone was grinning sheepishly as the trailer soon began rocking so much, there was no mistaking what was going on inside," say the folks at OAN Media.

Related:
Motley Crue Is Suing NBC cuz they wanna keep it rock 'n roll.

The Spice Girls: THIS SUMMER!

2005-05-26T06:32:00.003-07:00

Girl Power is alive - albeit slightly older and a little more jaded.

After much talk and speculation and homos hoping, the Spice Girls are officially back and they are set to play Live Aid II in London this summer.

Other acts said to be on the lineup include Elton John, Joss Stone, Paul McCartney, U2, Robbie Williams, Coldplay, Oasis, Sting, The Who and Eminem.

With the Spice Girls and the Backstreet Boys wanting to get together and cash in on nostalgia, could *Nsync be next? Not if Justin Timberlake has any anything to do with it!

Nick & Jessica: Crazy In Love

2005-05-26T06:32:00.002-07:00

Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson went to buy groceries at the Vons supermarket near their home in Calabasas on Wednesday, the day after the day they almost were divorced, but not really.

The couple that shops together, stays together!

Jessica Simpson Is A Virus

2005-05-26T06:32:00.001-07:00

You know you have reached the pinnacles of pop culture notoriety when a fake email starts scurrying across the Internet about you.

We have just received - from more than one person - an email that claims to be from Teen People and it says that Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are going to be announcing their divorce soon. If only it were true! Fiction is a lot more entertaining than reality.

What is true?

Jessica Simpson is pimping out her dog.

Eva Longoria Gets Around!

2005-05-26T06:32:00.000-07:00

Us: Hey Eva, how many men are you dating?

Eva: Five!

Eva Longoria is a baller. On Tuesday night, the Desperate Housewives star cheered on the San Antonio Spurs in game two of the Western Conference finals against the Phoenix Suns at America West Arena .

On the Spurs team: rumored Longoria beau Tony Parker.

Not at the game: JC Chasez, Keifer Sutherland, Butch Klein and Hayden Christensen, all whom may or may not have had a piece of Eva.

Paris Hilton Fingers Herself

2005-05-25T13:21:00.000-07:00

This past Monday night in London, Paris Hilton would not stop fiddling with her knickers and bouncers had to ask her to stop touching herself, report the 3 AM girls.

You know, sometimes you just wanna dance and have fun and you lose control of where your hand goes. Right?

Conspricay Corner: Nick & Jessica

2005-05-25T13:20:00.001-07:00

We're having a weird case of Dakota Fanning deja vu.

E! has issued a statement apologizing to Nick & Jessica and their family and fans and Simpson's pet dog Lacy for their report yesterday, which "contained some false information regarding the Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson marriage."

What is interesting is that E! claims that the report was "accidentally disseminated." Now, we know that any drunken money can post online, but it ain't gonna happen by accident.

While it may not be true that Jessica Simpson filed for divorce yesterday, one conspiratorial reader emailed us suggesting, "Get someone at the LA county courthouse to see if Nick filed anytime AFTER March 30th. I believe you'll find out that he did, the only reason nothing was found was because Jessica didn't file today the 24th, Nick filed weeks ago. Now go find the proof and lets blow the lying bitch out of the water."

Anybody work at the LA county courthouse? Dig up some dirt for us! xoxo

Jessica Simpson & Nick Lachey: Not Having Hot Wild Sex?

2005-05-25T13:20:00.000-07:00

Jessica Simpson's boots are made for walking, and she's saying bye bye bye to Nick Lachey. We may have our songs mixed up, but the two lovebirds are no longer going to be making sweet music together. Simpson filed for divorce on Tuesday citing irreconcilable differences.

Mariska Hargitay Loves Golf!

2005-05-25T13:19:00.000-07:00

Mariska Hargitay is on the cover of Golf For Women magazine!! Can you handle the excitement?

Click here to read the article. And click here to read an even better critique by Larry Dobrow.

Here's a snippet:
"I also wish that GFW didn't occasionally dumb down to accommodate celebrity tripe like the cover story on "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" starlet Mariska Hargitay. A newbie's golf primer that employs the actress as its first-time-on-the-links lab rat, it doesn't belong within an Annika Sorenstam five-wood of the aforementioned features. That the cover shot of fetching Hargitay would suggest the existence of a full-service salon just beyond the eighth tee, which doesn't exactly bolster its credibility."

Music Minute

2005-05-25T13:17:00.000-07:00

- Clay Aiken is going on tour this summer and fans will be able to proclaim their love for him in a big way.

- Stevie Nicks is going to sparkle all summer long.

and

- The Spice Girls make it official.