Music Minute: Mariah Carey Sets It Off
- Mimi may be busting out of her dress whilst promoting her brazilliant album in Barcelona - said with the Zeta - but she's still on top of the Billboard singles charts. The divalicious We Belong Together is #1 for yet another week.
- Courtney Love made an appearance in court on Friday, less than 48 hours after being whisked off to the ER for fainting at the Roosevelt Hotel. A judge praised C. Love for making progress in her drug treatment program, saying that the singer-actress-voluptuous momma was "progressing well."
- Keane is working on a new album!
- Our fave new song of the moment: Pon de Replay by Rihanna is the hotness.
Tara Reid Gets Her Boobage On!
Are you as excited for Wild On! as we are???
Tara's tummy even looks normal in this pic!
Jack Osbourne: Looking Good and Feeling Gorgeous
The new and improved
Jack Osbourne .
Brangelina: Together Yet Apart
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are living together; the new couple is holed up in Pitt's Malibu mansion!
Yesterday, new mom Jolie took the adorable Zahara out shopping - with about a dozen of their closest paparazzi pals - and Pitt went to a luncheon hosted by the Hollywood Foreign Press, his first public appearance since being released from the hospital with viral meningitis.
Lindsay Lohan, No More Pictures
Lindsay Lohan stocked up on essentials yesterday, gum and cigarettes. However, she seemed less than welcoming of the paparazzi she once loved so much.
Paris & Paris & Tara!
Paris & Paris have left London and have landed in Greece, home to the Latsis family.
Before Paris spent some quality-time with the future in-laws, she hooked up with the sorely missed Tara Reid, who's been jaunting across Europe filming E!'s Wild On!.
The crew hit nightspot DESTILJ in Athens last night, where by the look on Tara's face, they had a boozealicious good time!
Paris and Paris On Film!
Paris Hilton and
Paris Latsis are going to be
involved in a film together, and it's not some homemade porno.
In London recently - on their way to Greece to visit Latsis' family - Paris and Paris revealed that they are going to be working together on a horror film, as if the resounding success of House of Wax wasn't enough to stray her away from the horror genre.
"We are shooting this September in Mykonos," reveals Latsis, who says he will produce the project and that it was his idea. Paris, naturally, has the lead role. As for the other parts, "We are doing the casting now," he added.
We have to admit, watching Paris die once was fun, but watching her die again will be twice the fun!
Details Of The Hilton/Latsis Wedding
On Monday night, Paris and Paris hit the Spider Club and apparently Miss Hilton got a little wet. Perhaps it was from the quality time she spent with Lindsay Lohan in the ladies room. The picture above, from that evening, is priceless!
On Tuesday night, Paris and little bro Conrad hit Koi for a little sushi, and, you know, to be seen.
And, finally, last night, Paris and Momma Kathy Hilton were on the Tonight Show and the Hilton's revealed that Paris is going to having not one but TWO weddings.
"It's going to be amazing and huge," says Paris. "We're thinking of doing two weddings."
Chimes in Kathy, "Paris doesn’t do anything small." Anyone who's seen her sex video knows that for sure!
Mama H. also revealed that the Hilton clan is going to be heading over to Greece this summer to spend some time with the Latsis fam.
And, Paris adds that that damn thing that Mr. Paris was wearing on his nose was a Breathe Rite strip and not a fashion statement. "He has allergies," says Hilton.
Paris Does Pride
Paris Hilton can't keep her mouth shut! There's just something about the flutter of flashbulbs that just makes her wanna squeal!
The pretty pretty princess looked lovely in a tiara as she signed autographs along Santa Monica Blvd. at the Los Angeles Pride Parade on Sunday, with mom Kathy.
We're hoping our friend Jeremy was able to get her to sign One Night In Paris for Perez!
Paris, Fully Loaded?
Alas, further proof that Paris Hilton may very well be preggers. It's an article in German, and we don't really speak the Deutsche, but thankfully the accompanying pictures help the linguistically impaired.
Rumors have been swirling over the Internet of late that Paris wants a baby badly - for a myriad of reasons. Talk has gotten so fervent recently that there's now even a message board dedicated to the is she/isn't she topic.
Despite what the cynics may say, Paris Hilton is going to be a great mom. Just look at the fine rearing Tinkerbell's had. That bitch was only lost once.
Mischa & Gayden & Hania
Our friend Marc Malkin of The Insider just dropped the juiciest not-so-blind item in his weekly column.
Marc says
GUESS WHO: This TV actress needs to tell her family to pipe down. Her father and sister were in an L.A. restaurant, talking rather loudly recently. They complained about her boyfriend being a hanger-on and repeated her claims that her new hunky co-star is gay.
Speaking of Mischa's little sister, Hania (photographed below with her big sis)...If you are not acquainted with her yet, let us give you a quick primer.
A whiles back, that publication which we are not affiliated with ran the following item, which those in the know presumed to be about Hania B.
WHICH younger sister of a much-photographed actress is denying she was thrown out of her elite school in Manhattan after she arrived wasted one morning and cocaine and pot were found on her? Spokespeople claim she's moving to L.A. to be closer to her sister . . .
Not only does Hania party like a rock star, she wants to be one too! The younger Barton has aspirations to be a singer, which is perfect. Then, she can get really fucked up and wasted, and it would just be accepted as part of the norm for that profession.
P.S. Doesn't Hayden look pretty in that pic above?
T.G.I.F. Fatherfuckers
LET THE NET PAY YOU!
- Jennifer Aniston says, "My abs are so much sexier than Tara Reid's lipo'd tummy. "
- Teri Hatcher wants bigger boobs. A friend of the Desperate actress says, "Teri's always had a small bust, and now she's about to do something about it. Push-up bras only do so much. Plus, she's 40 now and wouldn't mind a little help to combat gravity."
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is going to squeeze her massive boobage into Hanes bras and panties as the new spokesperson for the label. "I have always wanted to model for an all-American apparel brand and Hanes is perfect for ... with a flirty edge and the new ads really show that," says Boobit.
- Liz Hurley is getting old!
- Fuck the skinny bitches, fat girls rule!
- Say what you will about our last post on her, we still think Alanis rules too! The Canadian chanteusse is going on tour to support the acoustic re-release of Jagged Little Pill. Says the soon-to-be Mrs. Ryan Reynolds, The idea of reissuing the original ''Jagged Little Pill'' was a conversation I had with a few people, kind of a tipping of the hat to the 10-year anniversary. Jokingly people would say, ''I think people have a copy of this record.'' I'd grown to love the acoustic versions and it was an excuse to work with (producer) Glen (Ballard) again. The natural next step was an acoustic album and a tour.
- Unplugged is the way to go! Liz Phair is also lining up an an acoustic tour this summer.
- The Backstreet Boys are so desperate to fill seats for their upcoming concert tour, they are giving away tickets for free. Admit it, you wanna rock your body - or at least stare really hard at Nick Carter and see if he gets a boner on stage.
- New musician (and old hag actress) Minnie Driver has a new man! People magazine is reporting that she is dating Daniel Rosen, a musician and student, whom Driver met at an aiport and calls "an academic." She also says, "He's not famous, but he's amazing!" How 'bout them apples?
- Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas may be shaking her apples in a remake of The Poseidon Adventure.
- Eddie Murphy may be making another Beverly Hills Cop movie, and Judge Reinhold could not be happier!
In case you've been living under a rock, here's a little reminder that Mr. & Mrs. Smith opens today and the film has been getting really really great reviews. At the Mexican premiere of the film, pictured above, Senor Pitt called slutty Jolie a firecracker and he said, "She's dear to my heart. You never know what she's going to say." That last sentence should be read like a fortune cookie. "You never know what she's going to say...in bed!"
- Conde Nasty has some growing pains.
- Madonna is opening a Kabbalah hotel in London, and that just pains us! The star, who became a Kabbalah devotee in the Nineties, has purchased the five-storey Georgian house to be used as a hotel cum drop-in centre for the sect. The cum drop center cost her a cool $15 million.
- Friend of Madonna, Rosie O'Donnell is needy and selfish, but she can also be quite sincere and - dare we say - deep.
- Gay, gay, gay! Take a look back at Queer As Folk as the showtime show says farewell.
- And last, but most definitely not least, our friends over at LA.comfidential point out that none other than Emilio Estefan received a well-deserved star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday, and who happened to make an appearance? Hohan herself! Is there an invitation Lindsay Lohan won't turn down? Today she showed up to see Emilio Estefan get his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Andy Garcia was there, which we can understand. But why Lindsay? We know she signed over her musical career to Estefan in 2002, but a Walk of Fame appearance? Or maybe she really is scouting every over-40 man in Hollywood for a Katie-Tom-like pairing before her movie Herbie: Fully Loaded comes out later this month. Click here to see pictures from the event.
Katie Couric Has A Message For Rupert Murdoch
It is the American way: first we build them up, and then we tear them down.
The once-golden Katie Couric keeps getting hammered in the media, and we are starting to think it's a tad excessive and unwarranted. The New York Post, which is owned by Rupert Murdoch, who owns the Fox News Channell, which airs the Fox & Friends show, which is in direct competition with Couric's show, just ran this little tidbit in Page Six about how Today is relieving Matt, Al, Katie and that other chick of their hosting duties from the third hour of the show, and conveniently, the Murdoch minions manage to get some little digs in at Couric.
Maybe Matt and Katie need a break from each other. At Wednesday night's Phoenix House benefit at the Waldorf honoring beleaguered NBC head Jeff Zucker, Lauer introduced Zucker and joked: "I was at home with my wife the other day, and the phone rang. She answered it and said, 'Honey, your boss is on the phone.' So I said, 'What does Katie want now?' " Everyone in the audience laughed, including Zucker — except for Couric, who sat "stone-faced."
Though Diane Sawyer seems to be on a hot streak - especially after getting deep and dirty with Brad Pitt - she and Couric are tied in popularity, according to a new poll by Zogby. And, as analyzed by the Post in this article, the poll results are used to put down Couric and pump up Fox & Friends. Whatever happened to objectivity in the media?
P.S. We're totally biased in everything we write. And, we just love the New York Post!
Cameron Ends One Lawsuit, Revs Up Another
Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake have settled their lawsuit with the two photographers who got into a little altercation with them as they were exiting the Chateau Marmont a few months ago.
SAUL LAZO and JOSE GONZALEZ alleged that the couple taunted and threatened them before Diaz beat Lazo and took his camera.
Screw the "Free Katie" t-shirts. We want a "Cameron Diaz Beat My Ass" t-shirt!
Terms of the settlement are undisclosed and reps for Cammie and JT have yet to comment.
Now that this lawsuit is over, Cameron can focus her energies on her other lawsuit and perhaps taking care of that little acne problem everyone keeps talking about.
TomKat: From Two Sides
Tom Cruise is a hands-on kinda guy, literally. From Cruz to Kidman and especially now Holmes, Tom has always held on to his women in a very creepy "I own you” “You are my possession” way. Perhaps Cruise feels proprietary over his ladies because he gave them so much - like a big boost in their careers - or the countless trinkets and toys he would buy them.
Recently, Tom gave Kat a new cell phone, but not just any ol' cell phone - a super duper Mission Impossible high tech cell, reports the National Enquirer. According to the tab, Katie melted when Cruise gave her a "special" cell phone with a secret number known only to him.
Katie melted. It was so romantic. But Tom gave the game away when he phoned Katie one day and asked: Why were you driving through Hollywood? Konfused Katie sputtered: How did you know that? When Tom explained that her cellphone was equipped with a high-tech GPS (Global positioning system) that tracks her whereabouts minute by minute , Katie exploded! Furious, she ripped in to him, say my sources, and hung up! Katies' telling pals she gave the Stealth Phone back.
That story is just so ridiculously sublime, who cares if it's true?
The world is transfixed with TomKat mania right now - there are even Free Katie t-shirts - that we will eat up any morsel about the twosome's relationship.
In a 1,600 word essay, the Hollywood Reporter's Anne Thompson brilliantly breaks down the myth of TamKat - while also throwing in the tale of Brangelina for good measure - as told through the eyes of their publicists, Cindy Guagenti, Lee Anne De Vette, and the now squealing with glee Pat Kingsley, the K of PMK and Cruise's former ball buster.
It's still unclear why, in a ham-fisted maneuver, De Vette was compelled to orchestrate the April public outing of the Cruise and Holmes affair in Rome, where Cruise received a lifetime achievement award at the David di Donatello Awards. ("War of the Worlds" wasn't opening until June 29.) The press, accustomed to having to chase down every nugget of elusive star gossip, reacted by suggesting that the whole thing was fake. When Cruise went wild on "The Oprah Winfrey Show," fed by the intensity of his gaga female fans, he jumped on the sofa, knelt on the floor and virtually howled his love at the moon. Even the reputable media, including Time, the New York Times and the Los Angeles Times, couldn't resist the story. It didn't help that Cruise's religious beliefs prompted him to criticize Brooke Shields during an "Access Hollywood" interview for relying on psychiatry and prescription drugs to treat postpartum depression. He was far better off when journalists complained that he was a lousy interview with nothing to say. While a tsunami of bad press has swept over him, there is no evidence to suggest that Cruise is aware of it.
P.S. In case you didn't know, The New York Times and the Los Angeles Times are the "reputable media" - everything else is just poo!
Related:
Tom & Katie go to the candy shop.
When Celebrities Speak Poopie
That Lindsay Lohan sure says the darndest things!
Whilst promoting her new film, Herbie: Fully Loaded, which we're sure is going to further her career as a "serious actress," Lindsay said the following:
I'm a very honest person and I feel like I'm very sincere and I don't take anything for granted and I feel blessed and lucky and I'm appreciative and I'm thankful," she says. "And I'm not some crazy, Tara Reid-esque party girl. I want to be in this for the long run."
It's on, bitch!
Tara Reid is out filming E!'s Wild On and can't defend herself, if she were to release a statement, we think it'd go something like
Listen, Hohan, I may be a "party girl." But at least I'm not a coked-out slut.
Alanis Oughtta Know
Alanis Morissette was awarded with a star on the Canadian Walk of Fame over the weekend. The singer, who is sporting a lovely new 'do, is set to perform the US national anthem - she's a citizen - at game 1 of the NBA playoffs on Thursday.
Brad Goes Blond
Brad Pitt is newly blond, but he's still the scuzziest man alive.
[Image courtesy of INF-GOFF.]
Celebrity Feuds: The Simspon Sisters vs. Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay Lohan is still holding a little grudge against Ashlee Simpson for banging the Wilmer. At her after-party for the MTV Movie awards on Saturday, Lindz refused to let Ashlee and Jessica in to the soiree.
While a big deal is being made of the snub, the real question is: Where was Nick Lachey? Not with Jessica apparently.
"Jessica and Ashlee pulled up, and as hotel employees were clearing a table for them at Lindsay's party, Lindsay supposedly found out and said, 'No way — they are not coming to my party.' And the guy at the door told the Simpsons that [Lohan] said to go away," our spywitness said. The Simpson sisters then went to Jimmy Fallon's party at the Argyle Hotel, where Jessica was heard ranting, "That [bleep]. If she comes here, I will kick her ass!"
Sure enough, an hour later, Lohan ended up at the Argyle, where Jessica "went ballistic," spies said. "She was screaming how she was going to kick her butt, and had to be separated from Lindsay. Ashlee wasn't so upset, but Jessica was furious because she says she is a star and should be let in everywhere."
The trio ended up making up after Lohan "explained it was a mistake that they were not let into her party."
A rep for Lohan said, "Maybe their names got misplaced on the list."
Paris Does The Theatre
Paris and Paris must be getting jealous of all the attention the PDA-prone TomKat are getting. The newly engaged couple took a moment to swap some spit in front of the paparazzi on Friday.
Hoping to expand her illustrious acting resume, the House of Wax star reveals that she may soon be starring in a play in the West End.
Paris, who's just made her debut in horror flick The House Of Wax, secretly met West End theatre producers when she was in town, in a bid to land a role in The Prince And The Showgirl. Mariah Carey's after the same part in the play, based on the 1950s movie starring Marilyn Monroe. Paris told me (in private, of course): "I've auditioned and they loved me. It's all about dates and contracts now."
Hey if Madonna could do the West End, then surely Paris can too right?
Tittytainment Tidbits
- Coldplay, Coldplay, Coldplay. Their new album is released today, and industry experts expect it to sell close to 400,000 copies. The group played a surprise gig in London last night. Oh, yeah, and Chris Martin likes it up the bum!
Talking about life with wife Gwyneth Paltrow, he tells Time Out magazine: "We don't do anything in public. I don't give a sh*t if someone thinks I sleep with a cucumber up my bum 'cos it's healing." Vinaigrette, anyone?
-Kelly Osbourne is in rehab because of weight issues, Sharon Osbourne tells the National Enquirer.
Sharon said Kelly finally "lost it and became hysterical" when she did an interview for a TV show in England and the host accused her of having her photos digitally manipulated to make herself look skinny.
- Hilary Duff teamed up with the Madden Brothers for her new best-of CD. While we love the Duff and all, she has a greatest hits out already??
-Ricky Martin is a hero, and not just to the gay community.
-Bono thinks George Bush is a swell guy.
Ashley Olsen, Unhappy In Love
Ashley Olsem was in Los Angeles yesterday, without boyfriend Scott Sartiano. The once inseparable twosome seem to have gone their separate ways, reports the Daily News. Why would you dump a teenage millionairess? Because she's short!
"People are already talking about how Scott was sick of her pain in the a- ways," reports a Lowdown spy. "He's surrounded by girls who are hotter, taller, cooler, etc., and he wants to trade up."
Sartiano is going to keep himself busy this summer. The owner of Butter just launched a new business throwing parties in the Hamptons for really really rich people.
Hookah smoke and hip-hop provided a surreal backdrop for the launch of the marketing company 4 Degrees. Composed of veteran party pushers Mike Heller, Jeff Goldstein, Ashley Olsen's boyfriend, Scott Sartiano, and Richie Akiva, the dream team plans to throw intimate A-list fetes with grand production values throughout the summer and beyond.
Save Courtney Love
First there was Free Winona, and now we think there should be a Courtney For Free.
Once again, Courtney Love is suffering legal woes as a result of non-payment on her NYC apartment.
Trent Reznor is now $3 million richer. Can he help a sister out?
The latest dust-up comes from the board of managers at 30 Crosby St., who've filed a lien against the deranged diva for a whopping $122,594 in unpaid common charges and assessments.
According to papers filed last week with the city's Department of Finance, Love — who owns the fourth-floor apartment under the corporate name of F.B. Heather Trust — owes $29,761 in common charges, plus a $1,000 late fee, dating from last July to May 10.
She has also failed to shell out $91,833 in building assessments as of April.
It's the third time building officials have gone after Kurt Cobain's widow since she paid $2.4 million for the 4,100-square-foot loft-style apartment in 2001.
If you ever need a place to crash in New York Courtney, you can stay with Perez - for free.
Being In A Car Accident Is The Pits
Lindsay Lohan avoided being behind the wheel of a car after a night on the town on Wednesday.
The actress is finally speaking out about her car crash earlier this week, and she is saying that though she wasn't seriously hurt, she has "a lot of bruises, actually. I'm sore in the neck." In other words, she wants a lot of money in the lawsuit!
Loving The Telenovelas
Sometimes in life you just need to take a risk. Be brave, be bold and be unafraid.
'I've never been afraid of anything in my whole life,'' says Erick Hernandez. ``I can write. It's the easiest thing in the world for me.''
Hernandez, a father of two, gave up his job at a cement plant to pursue his dream of being a writer of telenovelas. He enrolled in a screenwriting class and a few weeks later came out with a caliente tale of "a beautiful 26-year-old virgin whose family was killed when she was just a girl. She falls in love with a handsome man; discovers he is scion of the family that exterminated hers; hates but still desires him and ultimately falls in love all over again."
The Herald's Nicholas Spangler chronicles Hernandez' inspiring tale. Does it have a happy ending? Click here to find out.
A Message To My Fans
Hey Everybody,
I just want you all to know I've been eating a lot, like the doctor ordered. Look, I'm even gaining weight in my fingers!! Pretty soon, I'm gonna be as fast as Ashley. I can't wait.
xoxo
MK
Who Is Brandon Davis?
You think you know, but you have no idea!
Who is Brandon Davis?
Strip him of his famous girlfriend (yes, they're still dating) or his obscenely rich (and obesity-prone) family, and who is Brandon?
Well, he is the new face of Replay jeans and according to this press release, he is also
- an art dealer
- an ardent admirer of the works of the late Andy Warhol; he has studied and dealt in the pop artist’s creations extensively over the last few years.
- well known among the 20-something trend makers
- a frequenter of high profile celebrity events and arts circles.
Brandon will be formally introduced as the American face of Replay on Monday, June 6, at a star-studded “Spaghetti at Midnight” pig-out at Cipriani Downtown.
Can a mall tour be soon to follow? We can only pray!
Madonna Does Ladies Home Journal?
Haven't you always dreamed of being on the cover of Ladies Home Journal?
Madonna's Willy Wonka pics, which were rumored to have been shot for Vanity Fair, may actually be for the July issue of LJH, a top-secret reader tells (and shows) us.
Well, this could either be a very bad dream or another sign of the upcoming apocalypse.
Update: A media insider emailed us and chimed in about Madonna's LHJ cover.
Makes sense why she's doing LADIES -- it has one of the highest circs in the country and it has the demo Madge needs -- MOMS who can buy her books for her kids. She's concerned of late that only gay men show up to her book signings and kids may not be reading these books. And Madge is always a lady, natch!!!
Breaking News: Paris Hilton Weds
Well, alright, she's not married. But,
Jack White is. Take THAT
Renee!
Strike A (Yoga) Pose
Madonna is not only set to perform at the upcoming Live 8 concert in London, but the singer is also scheduled to duet with tantric yogi Sting at the massive show.
Speaking of Auntie M, those ghastly top-hat wearing pics we saw a whiles back are reportedly for an upcoming Vanity Fair photo shoot, which should come out whenever that tour documentary hits theatres, reports Madonnalicious.com.
Angelina Jolie: MILF
We shall make no attempts at veiled objectivity. Angelina Jolie is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. We just wanna peel her, dip her in chocolate and eat her up!
The sexy momma was out and about in New York yesterday with her little pet Maddox. The two enjoyed a pretzel and carriage ride through Central Park and then some fun at the carrousel.
Meanwhile, Brad Pitt is staying just blocks from Ange, yet it seems like they are a world apart. Why won't you just come out and hold hands and swap spit in public? We won't mind. Really!
Lingerie As Art
Elle Macpherson takes her panties and thongs seriously! The Australian model has her own line of sexy negligees, and she just shot a new ad campaign for the label that will put Fischerspooner's pretentiousness to shame.
The Glue Society was first commissioned to write and art direct the advertising for Elle Macpherson Intimates in 2003, creating a 'voyeur' concept as a play on the word intimate. The first expression of this idea was the 2003 campaign where a woman, whose face is obscured, is glimpsed through gaps in doors or curtains. The print campaign, shot by British photographer Rankin, was accompanied by five second TV ads directed by The Glue Society. The campaign, which won a record number of creative awards in Australia as well as awards in the UK, paved the way for subsequent campaigns – always featuring a mysterious woman whose identity remains anonymous. In 2004 The Glue Society extended the idea, conceiving a more narrative-based campaign shot by New York based photographer, Mario Sorrenti. In 2005 the new campaign, shot by Regan Cameron, will continue to explore aspects of intimacy.
Gary Freedman says the Elle Macpherson Intimates advertising has developed a cohesive and compelling presence. “We know what the personality of the brand is and, even though we have worked with different photographers each year, the advertising has a really distinct feel that is present in each of the campaigns."
Freedman says working with Elle Macpherson is very rewarding, allowing The Glue Society the latitude to develop ideas that take the advertising into interesting areas. “Elle is very creative herself and knows how to work with creative people – so when it comes to working together and also with a photographer, it's a very collaborative process," Freedman says.
Next thing we know, Heatherette is going to start directing Trim Spa commercials and Tyra Banks is going to have Spike Lee shoot her infomercials for her own line of premium weaves - in direct competition with the Star Jones collection!
Nick Lachey Is My Bitch!
Jessica Simpson is punk rock, and she wants the world to know it! She also loves it from behind and is super-excited about a good military gangbang.
More Becks In The City
David Beckham continued his ass kissing of America today, and we like it!
At a press conference unveiling his new line of soccer cleats, he said:
"What I love above America and New York and Los Angeles is the patriotism," he explained. "In England, the people when there's football games and things like that, the patriotism is amazing. But when you come to America, it's incredible."
When Celebrities Speak Poopie
The whole world (or at least the readers of In Touch) is riveted by the will-they-or-wont-they (divorce) marriage of Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson. And now, Lachey is finally speaking out.
As I stand in the recording studio in Los Angeles trying to finish my next album, I find myself distracted lately; not by bad notes, inadequate lyrics or even the excessive spending of my wife, Jessica, but by the respective fates of my friends Bob Huggins and Danny Graves.
Who are Bob Huggins and Danny Graves you ask? Though their names sound like gay porn stars, they are actually Cincinnati sports figures, and Lachey is all about the sports. Click here to read his article in the Cincinnati Enquirer.
Since we're gay, sports talk is not always our strong suit. We much prefer dribble about Tom Cruise, who is not gay.
Access Hollywood's Billy Bush conducted a hard-hitting, nail-biting and drug-fueled interview with Cruise recently, and he lived to blog about it.
What a great adventure the Tom Cruise interview has been. I had less than 90 minutes to do the interview and I could have used three or four hours. He is impossible to keep focused and on agenda. When he gets rolling on something, he can go for hours. Reining him in like, well, my two animals running up and down the halls was the main challenge.
We always though Tom Cruise was a bit beastie!
Breaking News: Paris Hilton Weds
